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Monday, February 2, 2009
suddenly rmbed sumthing
friday we had the best SPEECH AND DRAMA class:D
mss *sry i forget liao* was going bonkers with justin and i think like about 5 teachers said that he seriously needs to go counselling le ( Mr Chia, Mrs Ong, Miss Hia, Xiao Lao Shi and the mss something) we were supposed to create a story by tellin a sentence each.. so start with vannessa tan.
"ok come.." said miss something
then the boys(including me larh) started laughing.... wahahaha
then she so pissed scream at justing and penguin "THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN C-O-M-E- AND C-U-M.." and all of us started even more cuz u dun see teachers that s straight to the point like that.. and MS TAN WAS THERE! zomg.. so she added another sentence.. " ok , we must create a story and NOTHING SEXUAL. so VT come.." i was seriouly trying to hold back my laughter...
THE STORY
VT: Horcheng was the president of the united states.[LOL?]
... cant rmb the ppl talking about hte sentence but oh well STORY CONTINUE
he has a chair called jiong how[wow,nice linking]
one day hor cheng accidentally broke the chair and the chair split into two.. thus calling it Yang kor and xiao long nv[wtf?]
horcheng tried to glue back the chair but to no avail... yang kor and xiao long nv cant be glued back to jiong how
I PROULY CONTRIBUTED THIS:DDD
suddenly horcheng became retarded and danced lion dance from new york to Las vegas
he danced to la and swam to singapore..
then he started earning his living by bartop dancing... [-.-lll zomg that was RANDOM]
afterwards Lee kuan yew married hor cheng [GAYS<>
they started a hor fun business together[ HORFUNN <3333]
When yang kor and xiao long nv heard this, they went all the way to singapore to persuade horcheng to turn back to bartop dancing... [-.- high IQs man...]
but horcheng said.. i would rather dance bartop dancing for my hor fun costumers[YEAH!]
so he made a costume of horfun /. [EWWWWWWW!]
one day horcheng's uniform was glued onto his body with slime...
but after the dance, he cant get them off
THEN MAS SELAMAT CAME [the bad guy and climax arrives !]
he shoots a bullet at hor cheng, but the thick horfun protected him from the bullet,.
since the bullet shot into the ass, the horfun went in and horcheng shit it out[ewww, i think its justin's idea]
then mas selamat ate it..[PERVERTED PENGUIN JIONG HOW, THATS DISGUSTING!]
teacher siad that mas selamat died from food poisoning afterwards..
dunnoe wad happened... then ms tan continued one day horcheng is on search of a magical potion to unglue the slime of the horfun off his body [yeah! a new story and a sign of hope!:D]
but he never found it...[YICHUAN YOU FREAK WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TELL A NICE STORY! DUN END IT!]
but he never gave up[esther you rock :D]
I PROUDLY CONTRIBUTED THIS :D
THEN yangkor and xiao long nv persuaded horcheng to go back bartop dancing and offer to give him the potion in return
so he accepted, but then lee kuan yew pushed horcehgn and broke the potion....
shit, i cant write anymore.. cuz speech and drama end le, somemore justin was laughing like mad, i can stop laughing too and the class is going bonkers. even ms tan can stop laughing..
wahahaha
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posted by ħЄᶇȐÿ ʠì
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ZOMFG!
this is my 60th post! congrats to mua :D
wahhhhh today had chinese and LA booster, and i broke my record for compo, i did a chinese compo in like 25 minutes!zomg!:DDDDD
nothing much lerh.. arhhhh tomo got band, hope wun get xtra pumpings again, i hate pumping, though i dun hate seb. lerh :D
wahahahahahahahahahahaha tomorrow got test, wish mua luck! i hope wun get disgusting marks which is most likely the case ........
rawr, suddenly not into burnout... so sian leh, gd thing yili and reon on the bus pei wo in 97 everyday, if not i sian until die le.. rawr i can see dion next flat, hes concentrating wif his comp just like me :D and he is half naked.. -.- wah can see 6 packs leh :D NCC ppl has smelly armpits ok that was random :D no offence Penguin and VT :D and alot ppl more.
40 more posts yays jyjy
try to get more pictures on my blog if not,like dion said, no bother reading
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